My router broken The tech tells me to restart !!! I can browse the net !!! bell atlantic ticket opened 5 minutes ago but now it is closed hey, it's DSL it's so fun to surf the net poot-master.com My friend, Randale Bate Can not buy stock on the 'Net Coz he's a Nimrod I once met a fellow named Bate Who cruised the internet late But then, one morning, and it happened without warning His router, and NIC card, he ate Human Resources Ironic designation for inhuman clods Aggregate Circuits Can't be all that important. I'll just tear it down. Your muse has gone dead Suspects are being questioned You hide in exile Can you think of An- y thing I should add to this? Well, I bet you can't ! this haiku sucks. i couldn't make it worse if i tried. it really sucks Traffic slows to a snails pace Northpoint your CLEC and T1 is your backbone Like a broken port Our imagination dies Never to return DSLAMs make noises; Just like stepping on a duck, 'Cept it smells okay. My Sonnet to Randel Bate, Of all the circuit that have past Each resolve has lingered Between the minds of techies vast But his line I'll remember You called me late, one afternoon Because your Flowpoint wasn't working Every day brings this solemn tune 'Flashcom is too busy jerking" Day after day, we tested the line But Harris, he found nothing And more and more, you're persistent wine Brought about more grunting The DSL, is sadly gone, and I know you wouldn't flout it The Internet is nice, but when you think twice, some people are better off with out it! My circuit aching The ILEC perchance will fix When the pigs take flight Life, a Vendor meet Takes so much time to finish And resolves nothing Does your DSLAM dream Does it lie awake at night Asking for meaning My ping travels, gropes through your smelted twisted pair unresolved, bleeding We will never need any more than two DSLAMs in any CO. Networks and Coffee The strangest combination DSLAM and Java haven't had coffee. not yet all there this morning, but i am at work. Like the lone blind albatross This circuit will fail It was disigned to. In death we are as DSLAMs Outdated and old we need new firmare TCP/IP Frame Relay and ATM ILECs and CLECs The DSLAM is dead. Time to write a post mortem. Woe is me, poor tech. DSLAM, oh DSLAM How I wish you were a brick, Sinking in water. Human Resources Ironic designation for inhuman clods Phil wheres the money? My voicemail floods with calls from Monster.com Aggregate Circuits Can't be all that important. I'll just tear it down. [Aman, Dennis] Your muse has gone dead Suspects are being questioned You hide in exile Can you think of An- y thing I should add to this? Well, I bet you can't ! this haiku sucks. i couldn't make it worse if i tried. it really sucks Traffic slows to a snails pace Northpoint your CLEC and T1 is your backbone silver_jason: Like a broken port silver_jason: Our imagination dies silver_jason: Never to return damna240: DSLAMs make noises; damna240: Just like stepping on a duck, damna240: 'Cept it smells okay. __My Sonnet to Randel Bate__ Of all the circuits that have past Each resolve has lingered Between the minds of techies vast But his line I'll remember You called me late, one afternoon Because your Flowpoint wasn't working Every day brings this solemn tune 'Flashcom is too busy jerking" Day after day, we tested the line But Harris, he found nothing And more and more, you're persistent wine Brought about more grunting The DSL, is sadly gone, and I know you wouldn't flout it The Internet is nice, [sic] but when you think twice, [sic] some people are better off with out it! [sic] My circuit aching The ILEC perchance will fix When the pigs take flight Life, a Vendor meet Takes so much time to finish And resolves nothing Does your DSLAM dream Does it lie awake at night Asking for meaning My ping travels, gropes through your smelted twisted pair unresolved, bleeding [js?] We will never need any more than two DSLAMs in any CO. Networks and Coffee The strangest combination DSLAM and Java haven't had coffee. not yet all there this morning, but i am at work. Like the lone blind albatross This circuit will fail It was disigned to. [js?] In death we are as DSLAMs Outdated and old we need new firmare [da] TCP/IP Frame Relay and ATM ILECs and CLECs [da] The DSLAM is dead. Time to write a post mortem. Woe is me, poor tech. [da] DSLAM, oh DSLAM How I wish you were a brick, Sinking in water [da] Life, William must know is a cosmic urinal where everything flows [JS] (c) Dennis A. Aman 1999 (c) Jason D. Silver 1999 (c) Dennis A. Aman 2000 (c) Jason D. Silver 2000 (c) Dennis A. Aman 2006 (c) Jason D. Silver 2006