Random Stories
compiled by Dennis Aman
last update: December 3, 2003
This is a collection of stories about my friends and I. Contents Cat naming scheme Pusing the envelope Postalnauts First Trip Snowboarding Andrew Goldsworthy vs. the USMC at Big Sur Walking Off The Job Resigning, Then Recinding Really Resigning Silver's Unbelievably Clean Car There Is A Lobster Hanging Outside My Window Minnesota Sobriety Test Private Dead Performance Rolling My '69 VW Bus Till I Get It Right A Visit To The Phone Company Glow-In-The-Dark Cocktails The Ignored Board Of Directors Traveling Kool-Aid Stand Off Season Trick-or-Treating Wacky Tabacky Redhanded I've Never Gotten Sick While Drinking Jumping Out Window Head First Launching A Cyclist With a '79 Caprice The Door That Goes Clunk Road To Nowhere Instant Balcony Removal Music Stand Throwing Contest Let's Meet The Minimalists Two Go Into The Woods, One Comes Out Pierced Numerical MUNI Trip Three Funerals And A Wedding The Plaster Sarcophogus On The Beach That Stupid Post Office In Cheyenne More Silicon Than All Of Silicon Valley The Led Zeppelin Car Curse Soy By-Product Baggage Claim System Blowing A Gasket At The Mall 2 Degrees Of Seperation Gin And Tonic? Duck Duck Goose Deep Fried Turkey Raku Kiln Silver's Bathroom My Only Regret The Bad Horse Boston? Thailand? The Best Cheese Hast Du Got Eine TrashBag, Bitte? Siouxsie Tat Kidnapped By Weird Al Metal Raquet Raquetball A Rescue Mission To Disneyland! Salsa On My Mind Undescribable Ghost Where's The Other Plate? The Sirius Flea Circus Blowing Up Buddha The Stump Earliest Memory Drunken Standardized Testing New Year's Day Knocking Solo Clapping Music Exactly Half Way To Be Fair Chubby Bunny First Time Drunk A Severe Metamagical Tongue-Lashing True and the Glass on Larkin Lando Calrissian's Grandfather Where Is Your Leatherman NOW Leatherman Man?!!! A Monkey's Uncle The Truth Is... Pistol Packing Mama MaHumada MaHumada The Sound Of The Rib Cage Where To Plant The Guac Tree Hogan's Heroes Escape To Amsterdam Gren's ATM Locker Being Born At Woodstock Here/Hare Are you Elton John or Drew Carey? Atari, Can I help you? NAMM'03 Tuba Mayo Raw Meat Buffet Baby Yamickas Grand Piano Nosedive Most Revealations I'll buy you the moon. 4 Things that always cheer me up. Just Do It Basura Blanca Self Referential Story Duffie's Ewok Village 3000 Gren's Russian Tea Room Premiere The Speed Of Light Robatussin Photo Essay and I Want Jesus Watermelon Merangue Pie The Best Bite Casselman's Cube Keir's Hot Water Heater Jingle All The Way IKEA Just Let Me Wear My Jacket Velvetta Cheese The Dinner Salad Getting a Player Piano Adjusting The Carrot Homeless and Employed in Silicon Valley This page has been viewed [x] times.
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